This kid shows his aunt why she should probably lock her door by appearing in a 'Jason' (Halloween) mask. She has one heck of a reaction
Girls Like Dolls
These barbie girls-like are my type of girl. With those nice curves, omg. I would want to be like barbie
As Big as the Car
Does she need to fuel herself up too?
Human Centipede Halloween
WARNING: Pumpkin cruelty alert! If you want to know how to upset a pumpkin then you have come to the right place. Force it to recreate The Human Centipede and it'll be a Halloween they'll never forget.
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Fastest Engine Belt Change
This guy changes the belt on his engine while the car is still running
Those Nigerians will do anything to get you those $28.5 million
when did they start making x-ray laptops?
I wonder where to buy this realistic bulge eyes
Is that still considered a golden shower?
Fat girls'll put anything in their mouth on the off-chance that it's edible
Need A Ride This Halloween?
You never know how late you will be out and how far you'll stray looking for the ultimate payout from your 'Trick-or-Treat' ventures. It's best that you organize some transport to get your booty home safely. Kinda.
Fart Sexy Style
She's thinking, "If farts don't have lumps, I'm in trouble!"
Trick or Treat
Everyone loves a Halloween prank! One of the simplest and best to play on a child trick or treating.
Now this isn't something you see everyday, a horse skipping with the jockey swinging the rope. Mad Skills!!!!
Daily Cool Pics
Every mother’s dream to show up for Sunday dinner with the Catholic school daughter.
Thats the simplest way to say it not too forward lol
Sexy Angle FAIL!
If you're going to use one of those overly-posed, duck-faced pouting shots that are the norm for social networking sites, at least make sure your wobbly gut isn't on show to make me want to slice my eyeballs in two.
Halloween Safe Zone - Witches Cannot Pass
I wonder why they let me pass through if witches arent allowed? lol
Before & After Photoshop
If you ever need any help, don't be afraid to ask the internet. Sure you might not get exactly what you asked for but you'll sure as hell get a few unicorns and some narwhals, which are pretty much the solution to most things anyway.
One Punch KO In Vegas Pool
This dude knocks a guy out in a pool and subsequently rescues him from drowning. They're called manners, people, and he has them in spades.... Plus a pretty mean right hook!