These fans nearly get their heads taken off, but no one is ever going to believe this happened to them: "You mean you went to a car race where everything was covered in mud?"
Some people have to take things to extremes, don't they! I mean, why not be content with things the way they are? If that was me i'd have checked the rope at least a thousand times - OMG!
A healthy pussy is a happy pussy. :]
In the naaaame of love!
Whoops!,the goddamn baton slipped up.
Holy fucking hell, more evidence of extra-terrestrial beings out there watching us waiting to steal our eyes with weapons that look like eye drops then rape our souls.
Come, friend, I will teach you!
Do you have a small child who's being bullied? Not sure what to do? Buy them one of these! It's small enough for their tiny little hands & powerful enough that they'll never have to worry about being bullied again.
A little pricey but worth it.
I bet this airplane's feeling pretty ashamed right now, imagine the embarrassment, the humiliation. You get back to the airport and you're a laughing stock.
I can't believe this lazy git. What shoddy workmanship, if he had a higher 2nd ladder or even added a small 3rd bit he wouldn't leave the top bit looking so untidy.
You now owe him $1
Think of the children!
Simon's cat found a bunny in the garden and can't help himself
In the middle of this golfer's swing his buddy tosses a ball at him and he manages to hit it perfectly down the driving range. Just a shame he can't do the same with the one he's supposed to be driving!
The pinch 'n roll method
a reasonable substitute for a penis,
That's how she gets the dog to play with her
Sometimes you have to treat your instruments with respect, whether they are attached to you or you play them. This was instant karma for the torture he put the guitar through.
Easter Goodies is a funny Easter Ecard greeting
A nice funny easter compilation of bloopers made by kids.
Bring The King 4 Of them With cheese
That's a lot of junk for one dead guy. Damn.
Thai boxing, looks bloody dangerous to me! Just wait for it. It is totally worth the minute or so of build up, making you guess who's going to deliver the killer blow. I think i'll stick to watching Rocky films!
Once again poor Greg gets through another day of nutty co-workers, this time with an easter theme!
Be safe this easter, so use protection. lol
your pretty lucky that the alligator spare biting off your leg.
Err.. How the hell he got hung there?
Now thats really a FULL mouth kiss. lol
Now I know how disgusting the source is. lol
A lot of you might think this is pretty funny but really it's snot.
Mirrors: Bad for ugly people's self-esteem for over 200,000 years. Calm down lady, it's not like you have never seen that face staring back at you before!
The trailer for the new Green Lantern film doesn't look to bad, but you know what would make it look a whole lot better? Less Green Lantern and more Deadpool. Why the hell isn't there a Deadpool film out yet? C'mon Hollywood!
Wow - this totally makes steam engines cool again!!
Does that shark a memento of what happen to your arm?
No wonder they look so much the same, its because it was him. lol
If this is some sort of defensive or offensive play, then due credit to them. You can talk about the skills of top class strikers all you want, but can they turn into a tornado and rip the pitch a newbie? Sign it up to your team. Quick.
And still looks like it got stomped in the face.
Its once you pop the pop dont stop.
This train/plane/wtf? can get you from New York to LA in 45 minutes, but don't bring any luggage or worry about a boarding pass. And by the way, if you're wondering who the pilot is: Chuck Norris.