Three guys go to a ski lodge. There aren't enough rooms, so they have to share ....
Two little kids are in a hospital, standing next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "Whatcha in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous." The first
A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber,.....
An old man was sitting on a bus.
Three drunks show up at the local whorehouse and the madam realizes they are too drunk to be able to function.
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"....
Makes you wonder how far women's rights have really come...
Some of the more creative signs and protests appearing on the net lately.
One Morning, on the way out to check on cows,
Single Vs Married
Men in the Locker
Here it is, the secret chart used by bachelors worldwide, because They don't have wives who can recognize on sight (and sometimes Before) when the Big Mac has become one with the special sauce.
Little Johnny and Janice go to Sunday School
Walk into a Bar
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Just Remember:
Solve the riddle
You know you drink too much coffee when...
14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out
Virgin on a Waterbed
Football and the Blonde
20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane
If I Gave...
You So Poh
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
After the Office Party
After a long night...
Cop and the the kid...
Choosing a future...
Can't you just feel the love they give.
Here's to ya'!
Treasury Department has issued a new one dollar bill.........
Feel the Excitement
Not much of a president though...