Better project it right next time to avoid misunderstanding. :D
It was an identity blindness honey. She was attracted to its color. lol
This guy thinks he's found a shortcut.. but all he's earned himself with that extra time is a little extra pain..-LOL
A lot of women have a hard time walking in high heels-- this woman has a hard time standing in them. She's taking night classes in remedial walking so she'll get the hang of it soon.
"And until you stop peeing the bed, every night, you're going to dress up like a frontiersman and perform this song with your 80 brothers and sisters in front of thousands of people! And you're going to do it with soul!"
Proof that a ninja can take anyth form of punishment, even humiliation. This dude loses his pants at the beginning of his Kung Fu demo but pushes on through anyway. Maybe I'm confused, but don't you start off with a belt kung fu?
Flour cannons: Because Hallmark doesn't make a card that says "I wish you spent more time in the kitchen." - In some ways this isn't so much ownage as 'karma', or maybe they are one and the same thing?
Sure, it's easier to throw a curveball when you're doing it with a wiffleball, but who knew you could could take it to this level? I reckon if he really wanted to this guy could pitch one that'd hit him in the back of his own head. Sick skill.
Kids seem to be prepping really early for football concussions nowadays. By the time he is old enough to be any good he is going to be as hard as nails and not have a single brailcell left to worry about wtf he is doing! GOOOOOOOO' OWNAGE!!!
In this age of equality it's refreshing to see some men sticking to a time honored tradition and letting females join in. No idea why these women were let out of the kitchen anyway?
Handy during earthquakes
I'd like to see the pics after they landed - with twisted broken bones........
The awkward moment when your friend's fat arm makes you look naked.
look away!
Now here's a great idea for an alarm clock guaranteed to get you out of bed in the morning - Pro: Theres no snooze button on a saucepan full of firecrackers - Con: Only your friends know when the alarm is going off.
Redneck creativity knows no bounds
Just like a boss
Hahaha this is cute, I'd do it to my dog but she's a yellow lab so it'd look like shit.
dang that is scary looking!! It should definitely be named botox barbie
This baby has got the giggles and can't stop laughing at his dad.
I think i was mesmerized by the size of this chicks fun bags rather than the quality of the video. But hey she still makes a fool of herself.
He may be just another delivery company employee now, but he rides his moped like a boss. And no one can take that away from him! Just imagine cucumber in a freezer...In the Artic...In the coldest winter!
I have been using my kid in a stroller all wrong. I thought tyou just pushed them around in it, but obviously they should be earning their keep!
Bring your daughter to work day
Talk about the donkey show!!!! wow.
wow... that will feed them for a while
Two baby elephants enjoy a splash in a kiddie pool
Four women play around on segways until one bumps into another and falls flat on her face! They were having such fun too!
It's matter of fact that one in three French SWAT team members is just there for comic relief. I guess overshooting the target is better than accidentally shooting the target.
Happy Monday everyone! I can feel summer fresh!
Wow that guy up there must have studied dick sucking for like ten years
Pick a boo....
i have to pick up some jew fat SOUP after that
I would so line up for this.
I think the phrase is "extreme ownage" followed by "mega lol". Who knows what has happened here maybe they hit a speed bump at light speed or something. LOLage
Two (probably drunk) girls play around on a moped in a garage and one falls off!
I bet a laser pointer into the eyes will get him down
What gets mysteriously knocked-up in Vegas, doesn't stay in Vegas.
It takes place on the second day of Easter and is guaranteed to make all girls wet (no, not in the way your pervy mind works), it is a peculiar custom of splashing females with cold water to purify them.
I sprayed some of that pussy juice in my hand.. It turned down my advances.. lol