You are so poor you eat cereal with forks to save milk!
You are so poor your face is on the cover of a food stamp!
You are so poor when I walked in your front door a mouse tripped me and a cockroach stole my wallet!
You are so poor I walked in your house and asked to use the
bathroom and you told me to pick a corner!
You are so poor that you use dental floss as toilet paper!
You're so poor that yesterday I saw your mother moving a trashcan from one street to another. I asked what was she doing and she said, ''I am moving it's too noisy over there!
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Worst Family Photo Prt. 1
To think such family exist.
You eat, you die.
The Original Wonder Woman
She's really let herself go.
On being black .Now show some happy faces..
I Feel Like A Pancake!
Squashing finally makes it's way to the mainstream through the medium of the daytime chatshow. It's only a matter of time before weird Japanese tentacle fetishes and other horrors are being beamed to TVs nationwide.
wow, check out the socks
almost thought that was his nose for a min........ hahahahaha
I knew someone was watching me
Its a rising trend in japan.
Weird World Record
It's a pretty impressive party trick but probably not something that you'd bother putting on your CV. It's kinda hard to believe that there are more than one people competing for the head stair climbing record.
No wonder all the chicks dig batman
Slutty Dog Costume
Makes your dog look slutty.
Fighting the invisible man is not easy.
Who's Gonna Catch It?
judging by where & how the hands are pointing, the guy at the back looking up with his mouth open is gonna get nailed
When you get old you just donít have to care anymore.
Girl Scares & Tazes Boyfriend
There is something wrong with society these days. Women have literally become too big for their boots, I think it is time to go back a step and put them right back in their place (the kitchen). Who's with me?
The Burgers Finally Got to Him
Ronald McDonald is now obese. And Asian.
You Can't Park There
I didn't think JCPenney sold planes. But the price was right so I took a chance. Thank God I saved my receipt.
Kicking in Spandex
Nice breasts, lady!
The Easy Button
Yes you are.
Sumo Wrestlers Knock Out Ref
The last time these guys knocked something out that quickly was when they attacked the buffet at the Bellagio.
It is weird how addiction lead their life.
Epic Window Art
It's amazing just how much fun you can have with just a window, landscape, and a few pens. From such simple things, a creative mind can conjure up and offer up a batch of greatness that truly has to be witnessed.
Captain Mellonhead is the super hero Stan Lee refuses to talk about.
Its a must buy, Its 3 in 1. Nothing to lose
Surprise Drum Solo Fail
This drum solo was obviously planned because of the spotlight being on him, but his reaction to the limelight probably wasn't planned. Credit to him though, he carries on with the show afterwards!
A weird gallery of those kinds of pics that simply can't fail but make you utterly baffled. It's pretty safe to say that there are some truly strange people out there doing some crazy things. You probably live near some of them?
She seems focus on it
Oh look its the new Israeli prime minister.... Bling Closby....
kinda reminds you of skittles ,go taste the rainbow
Looks like fire department has no funds for upgrade
Awkward Statue Position
Run Through It
It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't diarrhea
Customer should be thankful for not waiting too long. But be careful he might end up breaking yours
Wipe Away Your Sins
If it was that easy there wouldn't be sins.
Heating Up Pizza
No wonder flat iron got same shape of the pizza. It's for heating the tip of the pizza.
"Dad, careful. It's falling off"
How Many People In The Hole?
Hippies, hipsters, festival freaks, whoever they are they just keep on coming out of the opening in the ground. it's enough to boggle the mind. Just how many people are there in this hole?