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Phone Pic
Camera feature doesn't work. Insert another quarter
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Worst Family Photo Prt. 1
To think such family exist.
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Disney plate
You eat, you die.
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The Original Wonder Woman
She's really let herself go.
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Congratulations
On being black .Now show some happy faces..
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I Feel Like A Pancake!
Squashing finally makes it's way to the mainstream through the medium of the daytime chatshow. It's only a matter of time before weird Japanese tentacle fetishes and other horrors are being beamed to TVs nationwide.
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Revealing Clothes
wow, check out the socks
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Chilling Out
almost thought that was his nose for a min........ hahahahaha
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Photographer
I knew someone was watching me
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Doorknob Licking
Its a rising trend in japan.
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Weird World Record
It's a pretty impressive party trick but probably not something that you'd bother putting on your CV. It's kinda hard to believe that there are more than one people competing for the head stair climbing record.
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Bat Penis
No wonder all the chicks dig batman
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Slutty Dog Costume
Makes your dog look slutty.
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Hockey Fight
Fighting the invisible man is not easy.
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Who's Gonna Catch It?
judging by where & how the hands are pointing, the guy at the back looking up with his mouth open is gonna get nailed
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Old Folks
When you get old you just don’t have to care anymore.
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Girl Scares & Tazes Boyfriend
There is something wrong with society these days. Women have literally become too big for their boots, I think it is time to go back a step and put them right back in their place (the kitchen). Who's with me?
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The Burgers Finally Got to Him
Ronald McDonald is now obese. And Asian.
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You Can't Park There
I didn't think JCPenney sold planes. But the price was right so I took a chance. Thank God I saved my receipt.
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Kicking in Spandex
Nice breasts, lady!
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The Easy Button
Yes you are.
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Sumo Wrestlers Knock Out Ref
The last time these guys knocked something out that quickly was when they attacked the buffet at the Bellagio.
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Funny Addiction
It is weird how addiction lead their life.
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Epic Window Art
It's amazing just how much fun you can have with just a window, landscape, and a few pens. From such simple things, a creative mind can conjure up and offer up a batch of greatness that truly has to be witnessed.
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Watermelon Man
Captain Mellonhead is the super hero Stan Lee refuses to talk about.
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Good Read
Its a must buy, Its 3 in 1. Nothing to lose
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Surprise Drum Solo Fail
This drum solo was obviously planned because of the spotlight being on him, but his reaction to the limelight probably wasn't planned. Credit to him though, he carries on with the show afterwards!
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The Unexplainable
A weird gallery of those kinds of pics that simply can't fail but make you utterly baffled. It's pretty safe to say that there are some truly strange people out there doing some crazy things. You probably live near some of them?
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"Woah"
She seems focus on it
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Bling
Oh look its the new Israeli prime minister.... Bling Closby....
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Candy Pissers
kinda reminds you of skittles ,go taste the rainbow
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Fire Fighter
Looks like fire department has no funds for upgrade
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Awkward Statue Position
Must....shelter....duck...
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Run Through It
It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't diarrhea
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Master Waiter
Customer should be thankful for not waiting too long. But be careful he might end up breaking yours
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Wipe Away Your Sins
If it was that easy there wouldn't be sins.
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Heating Up Pizza
No wonder flat iron got same shape of the pizza. It's for heating the tip of the pizza.
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Family Photo
"Dad, careful. It's falling off"
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How Many People In The Hole?
Hippies, hipsters, festival freaks, whoever they are they just keep on coming out of the opening in the ground. it's enough to boggle the mind. Just how many people are there in this hole?
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T*T Hat
Guess its fun for twins to wear it.
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101 Lies Men Tell Women
2. I love you.
3. You're the only one.
4. I've never felt this way about anyone else.
5. I've got to work late at the office tonight.
6. That's the best sex I've ever had.
7. You've got the most beautiful eyes.
8. No, I'm not married.
9. Sorry. I must have left my wallet and credit
cards at home.
10. You just have to believe me when I tell
you nothing's wrong.
11. I'm ready to make a commitment.
12. Except for a beer or two, I never drink.
13. My wife and I haven't had sex in years.
14. We'll get married as soon as I ...
15. I'll be home in twenty minutes.
16. It's not that I don't care - I just have to
spend more time with my kids.
17. I've only slept with maybe ten women in
my entire life.
18. I've been celibate since we broke up.
19. I could never lie to you.
20. I can still last all night.
21. I always use a con-dom.
22. I can help you get a great job in my company
(field)
23. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up.
24. I tested HIV negative.
25. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up.
26. The only sexual fantasies I have are about you.
27. No, I don't think your thighs (stomach, breasts,
hips, etc.) are too big.
28. I'm too tired.
29. How could you think I'd be interested in her?
She's your best friend.
30. When it comes to oral sex, I'm the best.
31. I've never had any trouble keeping an erection
before.
32. It's you and me, babe - we'll make love all over
Europe.
33. I'd never do anything to hurt you.
34. I want to grow old with you.
35. Believe me, my wife and I live very separate lives.
36. Our having sex won't change a thing between us.
37. Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy.
38. I'm going to leave my wife.
39. You're nothing at all like my mother.
40. Your being a different religion doesn't matter
to me.
41. It doesn't bother me that you make more
money than I do.
42. Even without sex, we'd still be friends.
43. I think older women are the most exciting.
44. I'm considered one of the top people (in my
field, in the company).
45. What attracts me to you is your mind.
46. We'll split all the child care and household
chores fifty-fifty.
47. Of course I don't mind that you didn't come.
48. I've never had an affair before.
49. You're the only one who understands me.
50. I've never been in therapy.
51. You're the best thing that's ever happened
to me.
52. No, I'm not seeing anyone else.
53. I haven't thought about her (old girlfriend)
in years.
54. How many times do I have to tell you I'm
not having an affair?
55. Your career is as important as mine.
56. I promise you that I'll change.
57. I want us to remain close friends always.
58. My wife and I have an understanding.
59. You're wonderful; you deserve someone
better than me.
60. I don't masturbate.
61. Let's be friends first.
62. When you walked through that door, I knew
it was the real thing.
63. I'd like you even if you were a man.
64. It's okay to be good looking, but looks just
don't mean that much to me.
65. The difference between us will bring us even
closer.
66. I spend everything I earn on you and the
kids.
67. No, I never said that.
68. You make me feel like a kid again.
69. I'm going out with the boys (to the gym,
to the office).
70. I'll move wherever you want.
71. Of course I'm not bored with you.
72. As soon as I finish this project (get a
promotion, a raise, make partner), we'll......
73. You've got more sex appeal in your little
toe than my wife's got in her whole body.
74. It wouldn't be you and me anymore if
I used one of those.
75. Let's pool our assets - whatever is mine
is yours.
76. I still find you just as attractive as the
day I met you.
77. Divorce is the farthest thing from my mind.
78. Sure, I'll watch the kids.
79. It's not just the sex I want, it's being close
to you.
80. We'll be spending a lot of time together
when I retire.
81. You're the only reason I've worked so hard.
82. If I didn't have all this work, you know I'd
go with you and the kids to your mom's.
83. No one's ever turned me on like you do.
84. My boss says there's nothing to worry
about.
85. I'll never tell.
86. Relax, she's just a friend.
87. This is just a temporary separation until
we get things worked out.
88. Your hair (dress, outfit) looks fantastic.
89. It was just sex - it didn't mean a thing.
90. Of course I'm listening to what you're
saying.
91. Come on in and we'll just cuddle for a
few minutes.
92. No, I don't think you're fat.
93. You're the woman I should have married.
94. I'm going to be focusing on my work
for a while now.
95. I guarantee you, I'm not the father.
96. Your having kids has nothing to do with
my not wanting to get married.
97. I'm not ashamed of the way you talk (look,
act, etc.)
98. It's nothing personal; I just don't like
sharing my living space with someone.
99. This time I'm really serious.
100. Honestly, honey, it's just for the guys -
none of the wives go to the conference.
101. I'll always take care of you.