Ohh... animals sure is a cutie for christmas
You can be their stylist
Such cute bunch of doggies. I guess they're my baby as of now
Rudolph is getting a golden shower on the bottom stair...
Now that's imaginative. Gross, but imaginative. As your hair turns white, your tat ages with you ...
Its very shiny and fitting
You have to question how you came to have some really unusual social problems when you are amongst your peers & friends. 'Where the hell did i go wrong', you may ask? Well, the usual suspects might just be your parents!?
Such dirty tricks whoever made this
Santa too want someone beside him on christmas
They're so cute. Gotta love to see them rolling
She's a failure as a mom. Yo peeping kid
Rather than giving gifts, his showing "his" own
they look like moogles
Its a smelly and disgusting surprise. Hope you wont step on it
steroids would give her one of those puffed things between the legs too
You donít need a standard tree to make it feel like Christmas.
drink my piss i give you goat
Women's liberation in action!
Imagine, how modern technology affects the rudolph
I think he froze under this water. Hope he's still alive
Want to try a shitty taste? use this
It wears a coat and peep.
Canít keep a man with a spare tire down!
And Im smiling. you're so cute dear
I almost drop my jaw of her sexiness
Oh no, he dropped his bottle of water!
Note to self: don't get wasted at the office party
Did she lose a screw in her head, does she want her tongue cut with that fan?
Pleasure to the fullest
I thought the one that is shining is the ball
Don't mess with these guys or you'll get nothing but coal for Christmas
He looks like a thief running
You're not doing the doggy position
We better look our surroundings well to avoid touching this creepy creature
a few minutes of fame, a lifetime of broken bones and scars
Just wait until the giant baby shows up.....
Yup, those are tampons...
the sound he made went something like "quack!"
I'll be aware now of dogs peeing.. unlucky gifts