Absolutely cool!!!! Now i got an idea how to make my own
And here comes the destruction belly. lol
Life has no more to offer.
Facebook. This is the place you come to show the world and your friends just how bad you are at grammar & spelling is. Prepare for a merciless put down if you manage to screw absolutely ANYTHING up!
Even the king of the jungle has needs
Oh yeah, it's totally worth to pay for it.
Take that hand out of your pocket, sir.
Now, really.. Who is going to pick this guy up?
Somethingabout this ride makes me really interested in giving it a try.
best tan lines ever
Brought to you by the letter "M"
Does she need to fuel herself up too?
These barbie girls-like are my type of girl. With those nice curves, omg. I would want to be like barbie
when did they start making x-ray laptops?
Fat girls'll put anything in their mouth on the off-chance that it's edible
Every mother’s dream to show up for Sunday dinner with the Catholic school daughter.
Is that still considered a golden shower?
She's thinking, "If farts don't have lumps, I'm in trouble!"
If you're going to use one of those overly-posed, duck-faced pouting shots that are the norm for social networking sites, at least make sure your wobbly gut isn't on show to make me want to slice my eyeballs in two.
It's that wonderful, peaceful calm before the oncoming storm of an almighty hangover. You've had another heavy night on the booze, and you're past that point where you could fall fast asleep on a bed of rusty nails. Or anywhere.
She'd have to be a hooker for that..
If you ever need any help, don't be afraid to ask the internet. Sure you might not get exactly what you asked for but you'll sure as hell get a few unicorns and some narwhals, which are pretty much the solution to most things anyway.
I've never hated cats more than I do right now
If you're gonna do something rebellious, then make sure you do something truly hardcore to sick a paw up at the system! Mind you, this mutt probably can't read anyway!?
You finally find the perfect girl and you feel as if your future is set for life, you gaze at her across the room and wouldn't change a thing about her......*wait! It's then you notice she has extremely hairy arms and your dream is shattered.
Whose cream is it? Where's the button to show I'm barfing?
You must bring your own
"Nothing's too good for my woman"
After all the fame
...not gonna feel pretty tomorrow...ouchy Yell
Whoever she's with wins the race
Fat people can poop elsewhere
Look how kids can be so mischievous
Alright! i'd Hop on his Hammock anyday!
"Damn these naked white women"
How to make school more interesting….done!
What a way to get the apple
I am in absolutely no doubt that this WILL hurt.....soon
If you're an avid Pokemon player then maybe you'll be able to help this guy out, or more likely if you're not an avid Pokemon player then you'll be able to help this guy out. His struggling to remember where in the Pokemon canon this name lies.
huge belly no tits, gross! he's going to need more than an asprin in the morning.