Santa too want someone beside him on christmas
They're so cute. Gotta love to see them rolling
Rather than giving gifts, his showing "his" own
She's a failure as a mom. Yo peeping kid
steroids would give her one of those puffed things between the legs too
Its a smelly and disgusting surprise. Hope you wont step on it
I think he froze under this water. Hope he's still alive
Imagine, how modern technology affects the rudolph
Women's liberation in action!
drink my piss i give you goat
Want to try a shitty taste? use this
And Im smiling. you're so cute dear
It wears a coat and peep.
Note to self: don't get wasted at the office party
Did she lose a screw in her head, does she want her tongue cut with that fan?
Oh no, he dropped his bottle of water!
I almost drop my jaw of her sexiness
I thought the one that is shining is the ball
Don't mess with these guys or you'll get nothing but coal for Christmas
Pleasure to the fullest
You're not doing the doggy position
He looks like a thief running
Yup, those are tampons...
Just wait until the giant baby shows up.....
the sound he made went something like "quack!"
a few minutes of fame, a lifetime of broken bones and scars
I'll be aware now of dogs peeing.. unlucky gifts
The name explains why it is white...
You ever smile and think you look good, but when you see the picture you just seem a bit off?
No wonder its called vagina, coz it formed letter V
Say hello to mister shoe!
That'll learn him! Don't try to dance with her after you've GHB'd her drink!
He's loving it tenderly
Santa is updated to what is cool this generation
Alas, the dreaded Captain Dumbo was seized
They might look big and tough in all that body armour and lycra, but they have feelings too ya'know? If this does happen make sure the guy taking pity isn't a dick, or a called 'A Johnson'.
While the 'baldness gene' comes from the grandfather, the 'bosom gene' comes from the grandmother.
I told her to make me a sandwich
It comes with a Hairkini