I see some weapons of mASS destruction right there.
I think both of them are already in a yummy condition
I wonder really if thats the best choice of your hiding place
Indeed, I should pose every move I do to have a good shot
Nice catch. Little chick got bbig turkey for dinner!
I definitely feel sorry to the turkey.
Turkey Tanline Who would thought turkeys are very sexy!
I'm afraid even the slightest move can be funny
Somebody needs to tell the 'Pope' that his tampon hat needs changing.
Basically, this game is just to test how many gallon you can suck?
What are the chances of a airplane hitting a truck. Someone needs to find out the statistics Am I really save?
Superman has nothing on this baby. Lifts that car like a boss! I wouldn't want to pick a fight with him when he's older.
Those nights out on the town didn't go as exactly as you remember! A few details may have been a bit off.
*Facepalm* thats the netherlands flag
My Cat Should Probably Avoid Sleeping On Soccer Fields.
So, this guy's life just happens to be in mortal danger, so what do you do? Panic? Scream? Weep for forgiveness from a dead god? Or do you jot it all down in your diary for posterity. Of course, this could be shooped. Just look at them pixels.
There's always that ONE guy that's just got to make a stupid face - LOL
When you hear upgrade you smile….oh yeah!
She must be flattered being called one
With a terrible meth addiction
And here comes the destruction belly. lol
Even the king of the jungle has needs
Life has no more to offer.
Facebook. This is the place you come to show the world and your friends just how bad you are at grammar & spelling is. Prepare for a merciless put down if you manage to screw absolutely ANYTHING up!
Oh yeah, it's totally worth to pay for it.
Take that hand out of your pocket, sir.
best tan lines ever
Somethingabout this ride makes me really interested in giving it a try.
Now, really.. Who is going to pick this guy up?
Does she need to fuel herself up too?
when did they start making x-ray laptops?
Fat girls'll put anything in their mouth on the off-chance that it's edible
She's thinking, "If farts don't have lumps, I'm in trouble!"
She'd have to be a hooker for that..
It's that wonderful, peaceful calm before the oncoming storm of an almighty hangover. You've had another heavy night on the booze, and you're past that point where you could fall fast asleep on a bed of rusty nails. Or anywhere.
If you ever need any help, don't be afraid to ask the internet. Sure you might not get exactly what you asked for but you'll sure as hell get a few unicorns and some narwhals, which are pretty much the solution to most things anyway.
If you're going to use one of those overly-posed, duck-faced pouting shots that are the norm for social networking sites, at least make sure your wobbly gut isn't on show to make me want to slice my eyeballs in two.
Whose cream is it? Where's the button to show I'm barfing?
I've never hated cats more than I do right now
If you're gonna do something rebellious, then make sure you do something truly hardcore to sick a paw up at the system! Mind you, this mutt probably can't read anyway!?