Hmm... Now which one is for private use?
A horse probably costs less to feed and won't cover you in slobber at random intervals - Furthermore, ownership of a this gives you a much better chance of getting laid - OMG !
GASP!! Bananas!! Where are your pyjamas!?
See what it means to have fun
peace nigga!
What is it about chicks getting owned that feels so satisfying to watch, whatever it is i LOVE it - She is just trying to make herself a refreshing drink and she gets blind sided to the face by a massive ball. Hahahaha brilliant!
Is there anything duct tape can't do?
This water faucet sucks up water. The best part is that once a month, the water company sends them a check and a Thank You letter
now this is as sexy as forty niggers fucking a coconut
and thats not turkey... thats chicken...
he just barely resembles a human anymore
Something green just erupted out of her back.
that's a naughty girl. mmmmm yeah she likes that big tree penis
They just made their life harder
Somehow it motivates me. lol
Who would be stupid to be fooled by this
Go burn your butt!
No, they're both (former) males. lol
A kid tries to record a video about Love when his camera falls and hits him in the head, teaching him a very important lesson about doing things for love. It's just not worth it.
This makes sense. No, really, it does.
It sure is a comfortable to drink with
Hahahaha imagine this happening to you and the people behind you just filming the event and laughing the whole time while you have you underpants in your ass. Actually, i think this scenario is pretty much what anyone would do - LMAO!
Yeah, a very soft cheek
When Jean Luc Picard says "Engage!" you make it so.
Lets volt in!
Oh my, what size are they?
I guess with no zoo left to live in Dumbo needs to get a regular job. It's probably better to keep the elephant busy than to have him out roaming the streets, up to no good.
Its just that, dirty mind see beyond what is shown
Yeah, I also think her other hand is way bigger than the other one
wireless mouse even!
And that makes our day a total fun
A man being safe.
And the award for father of the year goes to.... this guy. Well if he had caught the ball maybe, but he dropped it just like his daughter.
laughing sure is relaxing!
This might just be what the original 'Slop Jar' was supposed to look like.
Alcohol is so dangerous. It makes one's night a nightmare
Anyone have any hand sanitizer?
I wonder what it taste
I would have used a larger and lighter casket!
Your dirty mind saw something else