That's a milliion pounds
If she wins the presidential election, will you request refugee status in Canada?
Definitely getting into heaven after this one.
Nice one! If i were in his position, i'll definitely poke her
Errr.. I doubt he's excited. Aren't it shock that he's the black president?
S'cuse me, Ma'am... Is your ass ringing?
Nice Obama. Seems like you're really a nice man
It's true what they say, size DOES matter and in this case it's just one inch. This kid faceplants hard into the edge of a curb after coming up just short on a fence jump.
Cool! Perfect for halloween
Be careful now obama
You wear your watch on the LEFT arm, you dumb faggots.
It is hideous, girl do it secretly to avoid to be embarassed. lol for me it is awesome to see someone do it infront of me
You think so? Kids sure are way lucky to men
I bet your lungs will be fired up too after that
Delicious golden brew
Sometimes you can take things waay too far in the pursuit of impressing chicks - His crotch is now officially a fire hazard, which just gives girls a perfectly legitimate reason to avoid it.
Those are definately some gayniggers... from outer space.
YOu've got guts lady. I like whats in there
Technique is everything when you want to do something perfectly. OK, the approach was just about perfect, and the flight was pretty spectacular, but that was a crappy landing with a poor entry. Too much splash.
He's envy, you think so?
Love the shots.. lovely
Argh.. I wonder where he'll put them when they grow.
He must've mistaken the nose as lips.
Keeps your keyboard away from ants and crumbs from food
Holy crap, what a sexy beast
In case of emergency, this is applicable
He's got more hair on his back than he does on his head
Take the 90 Day Challenge..... Get back in those jeans and start looking good again!
women sure is secretive in doing this act. That makes it funnier
Some people will go to any lenghts to escape something unpleasant, even when sedated. Dude, no matter how many times you shift, you're still about to get drilled. Just pull over and take it like a man.
It has been waiting for you.
It's the Greg Luganis Swimmers, diving down on each other with their famous fruit toss salad plunge..
Taking candy from a baby is about as far as it goes when you wanna be mean. Babies have short memories & they might not even be that upset. But if you wanna get low down & nasty then this is how you do it!
Cats are so cool!
With the recent trend of photobombing a picture and zooming in to one person and then pulling out to show that all the people have now got his face, i thought it was worth having a go myself :)
It can also apply to girls toy
Seen on X-Treme Grannies, Volume II
Very lucky dude. Indeed its a very happy moment
and not a single fuck was given on that fateful day
Be sure to love him, or you can't find someone to love like you again