Watch out of dogs santa
Blower sure is handy in this case
Its from testicles? lol
It looks like this children's holiday program was just too sweet for this kid. I'm guessing he celebrates Festivus.
I bet Santa's seat belt isnt into his size. His tummy is big
Santa also had it tough
Poor Santa, rather than an angel a stone formed
Too bad, being good this year is a waste
Care to have a mini Santa?
The red balls reindeer
Aren't they so sweet?
That way Santa is ahead of them. Will Christmas gifts be early or late?
Santa came to give presents to them
I guess it's not so surprising Santa would have one too.
It takes skill. Also glue.
Now this is NOT what we have come to expect from those delicate creatures of the human species. This just goes to prove that women can be just as godawful as men when it comes to acting like delightful douchebags.
I bet their christmas is a silent type
bet she's tired from giving gifts
The baby on the box really looks shocked and surprised. I think the makers of this product had really bad intensions for the use of this.
I guess this will do as my toilet
Santa got himself a naughty christmas to spend
Another Chinese soldier fails at tossing a grenade and nearly blows himself up. Honestly guys, if you throw like a girl this should not be your weapon of choice.
I bet thats hell of an adventure
If you know things might go bad you might want to go this route and god bad on purpose.
Its just too much of a christmas style
Yep, it's official, some people are definitely on a completely different wavelength than the rest of us and what they take for normal everyday activities would send the rest of us running for the hills. It's a very strange planet we live on.
Just the right thing to replace my bicycle light
These old guys can probably dance better than you.
I don't think that sink is rated for that amount of tonnage
First, you might want to obtain a 'camera phone'..
"None shall pass! Well, you can... this time."
He does not care, then he's gay?
You can be their stylist
It's kinda sad when pets are actually waay cooler than their owners. You can just imagine the dog thinking "ok. now i've taught him to do that, i wonder if i can teach him to lick his own butt'. Awesome stuff.
The new Broadway musical
Damn elves forgot to fix the sleigh
The world is safe thanks to Captain Man Boobs!