I bet he's a computer geek
You can be their stylist
What for?
Rudolph is getting a golden shower on the bottom stair...
Such cute bunch of doggies. I guess they're my baby as of now
Santa's a little hung over this year
Now that's imaginative. Gross, but imaginative. As your hair turns white, your tat ages with you ...
I really don't think i could of ever made it through basic training. By the second 'Aye Sir' I would have been like 'Listen, figure out how you want me to hold this gun, then get back to me.' - It wouldn't have ended well.
I love how some witness the person in front of them slip and fall on the ice, then do the exact same thing. It's as if the evidence at that point was still not strong enough that the sidewalk was slippery, they had to test it themselves.
Its very shiny and fitting
looks like she is taking a dump out of her forehead
Santa too want someone beside him on christmas
Such dirty tricks whoever made this
and the children wept...
You have to question how you came to have some really unusual social problems when you are amongst your peers & friends. 'Where the hell did i go wrong', you may ask? Well, the usual suspects might just be your parents!?
Add some spice t you christmas decor. have a naughty holiday
Yes, this is a bit Bond-esque. It also looks very convenient!
She's a failure as a mom. Yo peeping kid
They say, love has no boundaries. Indeed it is.
Rather than giving gifts, his showing "his" own
They're so cute. Gotta love to see them rolling
Well,, its a delicious manger you have
they look like moogles
gotta make sure the turd is gone completely
Lucky Santa's
Its a smelly and disgusting surprise. Hope you wont step on it
Not all surprises are good
You don’t need a standard tree to make it feel like Christmas.
steroids would give her one of those puffed things between the legs too
its from the 'Arabian Nights' (Banana Splits) - "size of a door"
Imagine, how modern technology affects the rudolph
Depending on your age and point of view this could possibly be the BEST playground idea ever!? Something tells me though that parents will not see it through the same eyes as a child. Awesome.
I agree with this. lol
drink my piss i give you goat
Animal of the day! Due to a swallowing problem, this dog could not eat sitting down, so its owners had to train it to eat while standing.
I think he froze under this water. Hope he's still alive
Or maybe a really tiny kid . so which one is it?
Women's liberation in action!
A very bad santa
Want to try a shitty taste? use this
